mmf

mmf, is the leet, or 1337 term for the sound of a muffled climax produced by one (male) wanking.

Omg dude, did you see that chick at the show? She was teh sexiest, I was like mmf...mmf..mmf all afternoon.

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broing

My new fucking word biznitch!

Broooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg that's such a fun word to say

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bedfreshments

The last food eaten before bed.
A bedtime snack.

Bowl of cereal.

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Robstyle

An action or gesture that strongly suggests closet homosexuality.

Looks at the way Rob dances, it's pretty Robstyle

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San Simeon

A state of euphoria in which a person, no matter how bad things seem, is always calm. In San Simeon a person lives to have fun and gives no regard to the bad thigns in life.

"Whereever I go, wherever i stay, my will alwyas be...San Simeon"

GOLDFINGER

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Slamtastic

Hittin', Bangin', Fly, Dope, etc.

Aw yeah!! That new Kool Keith CD is Slamtastic, yo!

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Abortion

What right-wing republican dumbasses think is legalized murder.

republican- "Pray to stop abortion"
me- "Go preach at church"

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