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A community driven website frequented by both unbelievably smart individuals and mind-numbingly stupid tools.
I was at fazed - and as usual, b00zar is an asshat.
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After the Leafs/Canadiens game, I turned on Kids in the Hall and laughed my ass off.
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The explanation of sex usually coming from a parent to a son or daughter.
Mom, do we really have to talk about the birds and the bees?
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When you have an itchy crotch and you need to scratch it - you can scratch your crotch. Alternativlely you can have a good 'SCROTCH'
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A device avaliable for use on most private and public golf courses. You insert your dirty balls into the device, turn the handle a few times and they come out squeaky-clean!!1
Oh shit! my new NOODLE ball fell into the mud...better run it through the ball washer.
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The residual shit stain that cannot be removed from one's underpants.
After several washes Dave's long poo stain remained apparent on his titey whiteys.
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A swift slap to the forehead using one's penis.
If you don't give me that ice cream, I will shpap you silly.
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