urban pita wrap

when one defecates in is/her ass crack and the partner licks it out

yo dude, that mutha gave me an urban pita wrap last night, fo shizzle

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preby

The opposite of a prep.

Preby people rule...and preps suck ass

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cockophobe

One who has an unwarranted fear of the cock.

When she saw my enormous man-gland, my mom started screaming and ran out of the room. She was a cockophobe.

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Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey

In, nonebonical terms, i would like to make love to you.

Damn, bitch u stupid fly, lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey.

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betox

As in to betoxify one-n-other.

Wud up fuckity,
Not much BETOX

Demko

A lousy boss who wears tight pants and drives a jeep. He constantly plays UPSwith women.

Working for Demko is like going to Neverland, if you are 8 years old.

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East-Junior-High

noun.
an extremely evil and boring place. One would go here to be bored or to participate in boring activities.

I went to East-Junior-High and died of boredom.

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