You're my Noah

Compliment: When a chick considers you her Noah, as in Allie and Noah in The Notebook

Jeff, you're my Noah

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PDU

You know when teachers tell you to stop the PDA? The Public Displays of Affection? Well this is somewhat like that, except it stands for Public Displays of Undergarments. If you know someone who has already been attacked by this disease, please, just yell at them like this: "Hey! I can see your panties/underpants!"

1. Sheesh, keep your pants on.. or else we might have some PDU on our hands.
2. 'Can you stop this PDA business?' 'Can you stop your PDU?'
3. PDU? What the fizzle are you talking about?

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mks

Short for marcus
He's a jew

mks is a kid I know. He's jewish.

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Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey

In, nonebonical terms, i would like to make love to you.

Damn, bitch u stupid fly, lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey.

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betox

As in to betoxify one-n-other.

Wud up fuckity,
Not much BETOX

Demko

A lousy boss who wears tight pants and drives a jeep. He constantly plays UPSwith women.

Working for Demko is like going to Neverland, if you are 8 years old.

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East-Junior-High

noun.
an extremely evil and boring place. One would go here to be bored or to participate in boring activities.

I went to East-Junior-High and died of boredom.

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