skitch

To grab the bumper of a vehicle and be pulled. The classic definition would be performed in shoes on ice, but seasonal and regional variations may be done on dry land in roller skates. Exceedingly fun and dangerous.

I grabbed the bumper of Dago's '68 Charger and skitched as he did donuts in the parkinglot. My foot caught on a rock and I cracked my head open on the ice. Fuck.

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the curve

I bent the curve take that dan

hahahahahahahahahaha i fucking hate your hat dan

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stumpfuck

Person who has nothing better to do but to fuck stumps of trees, body parts, or anything else that can be a stump. General loser. Also can be a tree-hugger.

"Listen Stumpfuck, go back and fuck a tree."

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Fraaop

Originated by a small group of Marines. Exclaims a great exclimation of something you like alot.

Davis: im getting a new Bently
Pain: Fraaop

Brittilicious

Compound term: "Britt" + "Delicious" -- A quality or condition embodying a unique savory aspect derivative of the imput or influence of Britt herself.

That story was a ficticious, Brittilicious, creation.

Those brownies were Brittilicious.

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staple

To have strong sexual intercourse with a female.

Yeah I took her home and stapled her to the wall.

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doggie

mans best friend

I love my doggie

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