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tourettittator

Someone who imitates someone with tourette's syndrome.

Jane was often getting in trouble for mocking the new unsuspicious Iranian math teacher, but we all knew she was a tourettittator.

by jeffbo July 27, 2009

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


dildonian

A person or being from the fictional place called Dildonia.

Hey look Betty, there's Donald from Dildonia, what a Dildonian !

by jeffbo April 7, 2009

27πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Can of crap

1.) A can of crap is a bad, troubling situation arising when a decision or action and produces considerable subsequent problems. If you open a can of crap, you do something that will cause a lot of problems and is probably going to cause more trouble.

2.) A can that is full of crap.

Yeah Frank, I was at the meeting when they read the financial statement, and Frank, if they ever find out we capitalized a loss, it's going to open up a can of crap.

by jeffbo April 11, 2009

29πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Munchkins

Relatives that come over to your house and eat all of your food.

Quick, hide the Doritos ! Those munchkins uncle Buck and aunt Eva is comming up the driveway !

by jeffbo May 8, 2009

75πŸ‘ 71πŸ‘Ž


munchkin

Appropriately, a small person or the characters on the movie Wizzard of Oz. The definition later crossed into relatives that come to your house and eat all of your snacks.

Hey, hey it's them, that munchkin Aunt Betty and Uncle Fred, walking up the driveway, hurry up and hide the chips , move the candy bowl, and close the pantry door !!

by jeffbo June 30, 2009

38πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


Connection Children

What a person who varily understands English, would call siamese twins.

These is good I read of you news for me and Marie. I wait on other monies to come the story to tell about me and Marie and we have 17 children. Of the children, faur are connection like the siameses are connect. I win viagra from the internet and it make the connection children..The operation to seperate the four is very important. For I am also diability my legas were accidently amputated and in delirious way I slap me mother and mine brothers cut all but one of my fingers off. And when the monies to come from African man, is 1.2 million dollars, a friend try to take over my identity , he was Shaitan and cut my last finger off. Later Shaitan was killed by Elcingaro. But Elcingaro, he steel my viagra, he rape one of the 4 connection children while three were asleep and the connection children woke up and one of the children kill Elcingaro. So now it is very serious for me as I lived by the post office in a box with the viagra problems to wait for the monies from Africa or to gets a job, and mine wife Marie live in a van by the rivers with these childrens. The policia take the childrens to jail, so now the guilty child to be in jail all the other connection children in jail too. So I need the monies with to get them seperated so the other 3 connection childrens can not be in the jail. I am at public library and marie type this for me on public compoter. I have moved back from the river to a box at the post office and you to see that you send the monies and gives me a application. You can send.

Bigbean and Marie
C/O General Deliveries
Covington, LA. 70433

by jeffbo September 13, 2009

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


jesus cat cracking christ

Invoking Jesus's name with the awesome power of a catylitic converter.

Jesus cat cracking christ Martha ! All of Bertha's children have 2 left feet !

by jeffbo April 29, 2009

28πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž