pfft. you actually thought dogs went to heaven! nope! they go to the dead dog centre where they are made into sausages.
two year old: where do dogs go when the go to sleep
you:DEAD DOG CENTRE LOLOLOLOL
two year old: -cries-
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someone:what is wrong
you:EXTREME PAIN
someone:-dials 911-
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