buzz nuggets

Bite-sized snippets of inherently memorable, shareable information delivered through social media; the main ingredient of viral marketing

Dude: Yo, how'd that brand generate so many followers on Twitter?

You: They been slingin' buzz nuggets

assessimize

To assess and optimize your look or style.

To help a clueless friend get right before they go out looking stupid.

My girl Rebe assessimized me and decided I needed to get to Dr. Jay's snap.

You can't go out like yo, you hideous; you need to assessimize.

You best assessimize if you want any hope of being sexable.