dreamsexual

Some random human being that hasn't been outside in 50 years. Also a massive idiot thats only friends are other dreamsexuals. They're so desperate to be in the LGBTQ+ community that they make a crap sexuality out of a Minecraft streamer.

Person 1: Dad, Im a proud dreamsexual!
Dad: This is why I never wanted you on the internet. Go outside and never come back.

poop

basically forbidden chocolate

Person 1: Hey some chocolate is on the bathroom floor!
Person 2: I don't think thats chocolate man. Poop