pudding incident

A past traumatic incident which results in a rule change, such as losing cooking privileges due to a spill, or not allowing livestock indoors after a mess. The name refers to a scenario in which attempting to make pudding result in spilling it all over the floors, walls, and ceiling, and no longer being allowed to stay home alone.

“Well, he’s not allowed to use that bathroom anymore, do you remember what he did to the tub? It was SUCH a pudding incident.”

tits to the wall

Absolutely buck wild, crazy, or unreasonable irresponsible.

I have the night off, I might just go tits to the wall.

Rat hills

A state of the skin caused by cold, fear, or excitement, in which small bumps appear on the surface as the hairs become erect. Also known as “goose bumps”

Wow, it’s so chilly that I got rat hills!

tits to the wind

Drunk, high, or otherwise intoxicated

She can’t drive right now, she’s tits to the wind.

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comedist

an entertainer whose act is designed to make an audience laugh, and is particularly skilled at it

Tim: “I love John Mulaney!”
J: “Yeah! He’s my favorite comedist.”

Hagout

To go crazy with the girls, to spend time together in a chaotic, disorganized, yet wildly entertaining fashion

Yes, you should come! We’re totally gonna hagout tonight.

Party fry

The emotionally exhausted, mentally drained state that a performer might find themselves in after working one or more bookings in the event entertainment industry, especially events centered around children.

I totally can come over on Saturday night! Be prepared though, I have two events that morning, so I’ll probably have a bad case of party fry.