geek code

language that smart people (aka nerds and geeks) use, including large words most people don't use in everyday language.

The two Advanced Placement students were jabbering in geek code to a hot cheerleader but she didn't understand a word of it.

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purple headed yogurt slinger

a penis....:)

Jake stuck his purple headed yogurt slinge into my vagina

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dick-size war

a huge fight involving lots of testosterone and large amounts of violence

There's a dick-size war over the managerial position

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trust fund kid

a rich child whose parents put money in a trust for their child to use as they please

or

an orphan of rich parents/grandparents/relatives and is now living off a trust until they're of age or until they get off their butt to work for money

Sheila is a trust fund kid whose parents enter $2000 a month into her fund but can't use it until she's 21.

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Osheila

A person who is afraid to die alone.

Don’t worry. You’re not an Osheila

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when the dude eats out the chick as she gives him head...

"yummm......."

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