two second slider

A crap that takes only a couple of seconds to take; shoots out like a rocket; comes out very smoothly... A SHIT THAT IS UNIQUE BECAUSE WHEN YOUR ASS IS WIPED, THERE IS NO SHIT ON THE TOILET PAPER; A COMPLETELY CLEAN SHIT.

"oh man, i only like taking a shit if its a two second slider- otherwise, i feel dirty when i wipe..."

moma

the way a retarded person says "momma" ... pronounced - MOE-ma, with a deep voice and a slur, with a slight southern accent.

"i womla eela MOMA deee-haaaa"

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snipple

when an extremely cold snapple bottle is placed on a nipple (usually by accident), the said nipple becomes a snipple.

"i accidentally gave my girlfriend a snipple last night... she screamed..."

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