peopleitis

The strong feeling of wondering why people do the things they do.

Lalalalala dee scoopydoopy dee, I have peopleitis today!

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forgetitis

When your friend always forgets something all the time but you can't hold it against them

Friend #1: "Hey Jen did you remember that piece of paper I wrote for you?"
Friend #2: "Damn it man no the forgetitis is so real today!"
Friend #1:" Thats ok I won't hold it against you or anything..."

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