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A suburb of nothing full of idiots, transplants, and bubbas (the north carolina trio of the damned) who think a leased "luxury" pickup truck and mortgage on a 300k tract home is a sign of wealth.
Cape Carteret truly is the land of the 80k a year millionaire.
An uncommon first name, but if you know somebody named Herndon, he or she has a penis that can only be described as "renaissance like".
Guy 1: Oh look it's Herndon?
Guy 2: Oh shit? Is that Herndon? I hear he has a massive cock!
idiots, transplants, and bubbas all living together as one
Guy 1: Hey I was thinkin about heading to Cape Carteret this weekend, what do you think?
Guy 2: Why in the name of ever-loving fuck would you go the the epicenter of the north carolina trio of the damned.