crotch rocket

Except the DAuer Lemans:

a. Costs more than your life.

b. Sucks up way more gas

c. looks like a big banana

d. Is still not as fast as the best crotch rockets.

Crotch rocket: a two wheeled vehicle powered by a high rev motor, usually built to outperform any other vehicle including ability to kill the operator of the vehicle instantly.

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