springsteen

a cigarette

"can i borrow a springsteen?"
"no, you can't."

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bedingfield

also known as a one hit wonder. a single which inexplicably gets to number one only for the artist involved to fade into obscurity. from the surname of two incredibly talentless 'pop stars' who i will hopefully never have the misfortune to hear of again. ever.

'have you heard that crap that's at number one in the charts?'
'yep, don't worry though, thats a bedingfield if ever i heard one'

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sol campbell

a traitor, a man who was adored by his own fans and stabbed each and every one of them in the back by signing for a rival team

i hate arsenal

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super springsteen

see also springsteen, like a springsteen but much more super, a joint in other words.

"dude, it's your turn to make a super springsteen"

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super sharp springsteen

see also springsteen and super springsteen, like a super springsteen but better. one without tobacco.

"i was fucked, i had just smoked a super sharp springsteen"

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