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Cameron is very sporty and also he is married to the deputy prinicble of a school, he alway says "i suffed the cold winter melbourne nights" and also "#ALF is life". he is the DILFenator and nobody can be better. he looks like brad pitt and he most likely has dentures.
person 1: omg look at cameron's childrens legs while he kicks that ALF ball
Perosn 2: OMG THEY ARE SO MUSCLY
person 2: yeah but they are the size of my thumb
Kassiana is the hottest person alive all boy drool at the sound of her name and faint at the sight of her.
she is crazy in a good way and is NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS. she is good at everything and she makes everybody laugh all the time she is always the teachers pet and no one hates her
person 1: who is that
person 2: thats kassiana
person 1: 'faints'
Anus Clintwood is someone who has failed in life and their parents are very much disappointed in them, they work at a girl's school and they have a Japanese wife that is preggo. their dad's name is Jeff and Anus thinks it's a good idea to call his child that. he loves saying "am I going to have to give you an infringement for improper use of technology. He also loves to creep through people's emails
Person 1: Anus clintwood is soooooo annoying
Person 2: yes but, he looks like Andrew Garfield
Person 1: ON GOD
Lieutenant Jim Dangle is the daddy DILF whenever girls see him they respond by their bumholes sweating up and their eyebrows spicing up.
he is better than tom cruise and should be the king of England.
I love him and if you don't I will bum slapping KILL YOU.
Person 1: omg look it's lieutenant Jim dangle
Person 2: eww I hate him
Person 3: IM GONNA BUM SLAPPING KILL YOU