This man was goated and then fell of SO UNBELIEVABLY HARD IT IS UNBELIEVABLE.
I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard is used when somebody mentions that you are "stoned" so you respond by saying you have a raging boner.
Random bot "Bro's stoned "
Guy "I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard"
basically just a human trafficker
"A pimp just slapped his prostitute"