Meat Bagel

Synonym for a woman's private area.

Look at how tight Kathy's leisure pants are. You can see her meat bagel through them! Jeff's mom's titties

Jeff's Mom's Titties

Big old beef bags found on suburban moms and what have you. Think sandbags.

Did you see those whoppers? They look like Jeff's Mom's Titties!

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Muppet Arm

A shriveled up arm with a useless limp hand hanging off the end of it. Think Kermit the Frog.

Does Jeff need help carrying that? He has a muppet arm.