gooning

the weirdest thing since 1996. a form of masturbation that involves maintaining sexual arousal without reaching orgasm for a long period of time, resulting in a hypnotic, intoxicated state. people who do this are called gooners or goons.

gooner (weirdo): yo i just finished gooning for the past 30 minutes
normal human: you're weird

rizz

the corniest "trend" of late 2022-2023. a word used to describe someone who allegedly (isn't) able to pull bitches.

person 1: yo bro, i just pulled this girl using my sigma rizz
person 2: bro, just say you cant pull females.

pos

piece of shit. that's it. that's the definition

*dude knocks over a trashcan*
person a: yo you're a real pos
person b: watch your mouth before i give you a pos

mogging

the act in which one person is significantly better looking in appearance compared to the person or group next to them.

person 1: bro do you see that dude in the Starbucks line? he's totally mogging everyone there
person 2: bro i know right