butt-out

can refer to a person, or the act of 'making an ass out of yourself', in many cases referring to acts of hostility, violence or breaking things under the influence of heavy amounts of alcohol

___________(insert name of offender) is such a butt-out. or Man, did I ever butt-out last nite.

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flow

money, cheese, cake, moola, dead presidents, cash

"got my flow, biatch?"

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Jersey Bidet

Taking a shower after pooping instead of wiping. Can be the result of a lack of toilet paper or inability or unwillingness to wipe.

After squeezing out a steamer I realized there was no toilet paper. So I jumped in the shower for the ol’ Jersey bidet.

black-out

either referring to a person who does or the act of consuming heavy amounts of alcohol to the point of 'blacking' out, loss of memory due to over-indulgence of booze, drinking to point of no return, but not passing out, rather continuing your evening into the wee hours of morning

"Holy I was a black-out last nite. I woke up in an ugly chick's bed" or "Wow, _____________ sure got blacked-out last night, he ended up in the drunk tank"

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