peerection

when you have to pee really bad but you have a boner, so you have to do that weird squat/lean forward thing.

"man, i woke up this morning and had the worst peerection."

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poopy new guinea

n. When you take a shit that is two different colors (roughly split down the middle). It looks like the map-coloring for papua new guinea. Usually caused by two different meals getting digested at separate times.

"I had pancakes for breakfast yesterday and chinese food for dinner. This morning I laid a huge poopy new guinea."

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walter ego

When you have an alter ego named walter.

"I didn't do it...it was my walter ego!"

open-faced clam sandwich

The preferred meal for roller skating, specifically in Southeastern North Carolina. When pulled off correctly, can be pretty impressive. For full effect, shoot the duck to Chic's "Good Times" while eating the sammy.

"Memaw was mommicked af and started munchin an open-faced clam sandwich at the roller rink".

omjf

Exclamation of outrage. Stands for:Oh My Jesus Fuck. Way more obscene than omg.

cindy: "do you smell that?"

tracy: "sorry, i totally just sharted."

cindy: "omjf you filthy whore why is your asshole so loose?"

jfmmc

Exclamation of outrage. Stands for "Jesus fucked Mary Magdalene's Cunt!"

guy 1: Hey did you delete Grey's Anatomy?

guy 2: Yeah that show sucks.

guy 1: Jfmmc! I was going to watch that you goddam cum dumpster!

guy 2: You're a fag.

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