ham

A glorious meat. The meat with the most humor value. It also tastes the best on pizza.

"Mmm, I sure could go for some ham right now."

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gun control

The idea of taking away our constitutional right to bear arms in the hope that it will reduce violence, when in reality all it does is ensure that know one but the criminals have them.

Face it. Gun control doesn't stop violence. Do you honestly think that criminals would give up their weapons just because a law was passed?

One major basis for the argument of gun control is Columbine. Would it have been better if they had killed the kids by pushing them out of windows or something?

Gun control doesn't stop violence, but encourages people to find new and creative ways to be violent.

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bum

doing nothing, bludging

lets just do nothing and bum around

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rofflmfao

Rolling on the fucking floor, laughing my fucking ass off.

ROFFLMFAO! That was so funny.

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yello

Informal yet personal greeting, variant of hello

"Yello friend, how are you?"

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O. Henry-esque

Having qualities similar to the writing of O. Henry, especially containing an ironic twist ending.

"The Village" had a very O. Henry-esque ending.

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morality

Morality can be defined as that which ought be furthered as an end in itself.

I have no examples for you..

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