pick ass

V. To be slow or take forever to do something.
N. A person who is slow or takes forever to do something

V. We're in a hurry, so don't pick ass!

N. We're late. Can you be more of a pick ass?

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Mind fuck

To experience a situation which calls into question the way your mind currently sees a certain idea or the world in general. Such an experience usually leaves the person stunned/speechless while he/she begins wrapping his/her mind around the new idea.

The movie Vanilla Sky was a total mind fuck. Now I don't even know if I'm actually living my own life. Man, my head hurts from thinking about it!

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thing-a-ma-bob

anything that you do not know the name of.

very useful in the human language.

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thing-a-ma-bob

That thing with the thing that does that thing....you know what I'm talking about. Accually when you don't know what something is and you pretend you "forgot it." There for you call it this.

Person 1-Good golly I saw that thing today.
Person 2-What thing are you refering to?
Person 1-Oh you know the thing-a-ma-bob.
Person 2- Oh ya that thing.
Person 1-Indeed
Person 2- (thinking "Damn what a douche bag!)

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dudfester

loving someone so much that u hate them

she dudfestered the dumbass waiter she had every Tuesday

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Alpha Xi Delta

The greatest sorority in the world!!!!

We have the best girls around!

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UCF

Unbelievably
Crappy
Football

in the 2004 season, the university of central florida's football team did what no one was thought possible..... they lost every single game they played

UCF? wow, you have an unbelievably crappy football team

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