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quokka

Super cute marsupial, found in Western Australia. It's mostly nocturnal, and eats plants and fruits. It has little paws, and resembles a very small kangaroo.

Australian: Look at that baby quokka!

Tourist: What's a quokka?

by jessie63 January 2, 2013

20👍 15👎


Carlos

The most amazing man in the world. He's kind, thoughtful, smart, chivalrous, and romantic. Tall, dark, and handsome, he's sexy and incredible in bed. Carlos is the man every girl dreams about, wants, and needs.

Every guy wants to be a Carlos.

She's so lucky, she's dating a Carlos!

by jessie63 January 2, 2013

45👍 25👎