horse hockey

A tall tale that is so extravagant that there is no way anyone could ever believe it.

George Bush's economic plans.

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traitor

Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court. (United States Constitution)

An actual traitor would have to meet the conditions set above in order to be charged or convicted.

Every right-wing ass claims on a regular basis that anyone who disagrees with golden boy Georgie or other Republicans is a traitor. These people should take the time to actually read the United States Constitution.

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putsch

A sudden overthrow of government done by a smaller supposedly weaker body using illegal means.

Adolf Hitler's Beer Hall putsch, and George Bush's Florida putsch.

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keppra

A medication that is prescribed to keep people from having seizures. Side effects include being tired and having a very low asshole tolerance.

Ever since Bob's doctor prescribed him keppra his asshole tolerance has been very low.

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hunting accident

1. An injury or fatality that occurs during the course of hunting. These may be caused by falls, exposure to the elements, or shooting by gun or arrow.

2. A good reason not to go hunting with Vice President Dick Cheney.

3. If a person must, the best way to avoid such an incident is to stand either behind or right next to the Vice President at all times while Cheney is armed.

Going hunting with Dick Cheney is a hunting accident waiting to happen, as Harry Whittington found out.

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Armstrong Williams

A right wing talk show host who spouted propaganda from the Bush administration on the No Child Left Behind act after being paid $240,000 of taxpayer money by the administration. A Bush lapdog.

Bush provides a script, and he just reads it during his show.

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Judas W. Bush

1. The ultimate betrayer of the American people.
2. See also: Bush, George W.
3. See also: Antichrist

Judas W. Bush is the Antichrist who has betrayed all of us.

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