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fixes the cable

Yet another term for sexual intercourse. Coitus. The physical act of love.

The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

by jesster79 March 21, 2018

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Bushwhacked

The state of the planet after five years of the current occupant of the White House being in power. This state includes a damaged enviornment, a country that cares only for the wealthy special interestes, and where the Constitution is used to wipe the President's ass. It also includes a disastous war in Iraq, corpses piling up in the streets of New Orleans because our bastard of a President couldn't be bothered to do his duty, and a generally worsening quality of life throughout the world.

Man, ever since President Bush took office, the whole world has been Bushwhacked.

by jesster79 March 13, 2006

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Texas

A state that has given us people who have caused so much misery and death that it's not even funny.

A state that if it fell into the ocean tommorrow there would be a shout of joy throughout the world even louder than the the one heard at the end of World War II.

A state who if World War III starts will be able to say that the people responsible for starting the war from their state.

A state where if bullshit was snow it'd be buried in about 30 or 40 feet of it throughout the state.

Texas has given us the likes of George W. Bush and Tom DeLay. People of Texas probably feel proud that their "native sons" have caused so much misery and death through out the world.

by jesster79 February 9, 2006

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monkey boy

The current occupant of the White House.

George W. Bush thinks, acts, and looks like a monkey. Therefore he is a monkey boy.

by jesster79 March 5, 2005

580๐Ÿ‘ 343๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bushware

A particularly bad type of spyware that makes secret copies of everything on your hard drive, fries that same hard drive, and sells it to the highest bidder - including terrorist groups and countries known to support terrorism. If this type of spyware is discovered, it fights all attempts to remove it by repeating the words "national security" or getting Bill O'Rielly to attack those trying to remove Bushware from infected computers. Software that behaves exactly as George W. Bush does.

It's bad news if your computer has a copy of Bushware. Especially if it's Bushware 2.0.

by jesster79 March 5, 2006

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