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A way that a drunk person spells "Pineapple." Are you fucking high?
Mother: "Honey, would you like some pineaples with your dinner?"
Son: "What the fuck mom it's pineapples"
Mother: "You're pineapples"
Son: "What"
You fucking dumbass, you spelt pineaples wrong. Apparently you're not the only one.
Mother: "Honey would you like some pineaples with dinner?"
Son: "Don't you mean pineapples?"
Mother: "Don't talk back to me or I'm gonna make YOU mean pineapples"
Son: "What the fuck"
You fucking dumbass, you spelt pineapples wrong. And apparently you're not the only one. What has the world come to? Is it all over? IS THIS THE APOCALYPSE?! 15 YEARS OF TRAINING ARE PAYING OFF!! TIME IS DEAD AND MEANING HAS NO MEANING!!! WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, DON'T MAKE LEMONADE, MAKE LIFE TAKE ITS LEMONS BACK! EAT LEAD, SUCKERS!!!!!
Mother: "Honey would you like some pineaples with your dinner?"
Son: "Don't you mean pineapples?"
Mother: "Don't talk back to me I'll make YOU mean pineapples"
Son: "What the fuck"
A person who no longer has a great significance.
"Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been who has been spotted cavorting around town after a seven-year absence! Did anybody miss him? Did anybody notice? More on tonight's program!"