Smack book

1. A guestbook signed generally by the insane
2. a guestbook which is used as a forum

Sign the smack book you slag

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well ripped

best described in the following phrase...

Slag: I'm Pregnant
Me: Well ripped

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Blade Pendragon

The term for a hot sexy Irishmen with a big penis.

"You are such a Blade Pendragon."

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russ maltese

drunken sailor, russel crowe, to beat off in your pants,

"dude your as wasted as russ maltese"

"HEY, you wana fight!?" (in drunken british voice)

"i just russ maltesed in my pants"

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Grapefruiting

v., n.
When a female, during fellatio, takes the male's testicles into her mouth, allowing him to ejaculate in her hair.

Yeah, I gave that girl quite the grapefruiting.

She was grapefruiting me, and, well, I got flaccid.

She couldn't get it out of her hair for a week after that grapefruiting.

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la~

Started on EverQuest, meaning "laugh", because when /la is typed, your character laughs.

"omgz j00 got owned la~"

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hustler

A porno magazine

I beat off to Hustler

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