When you get pwned so hard it hurts your balls.
Trent: I failed the math test.
Andrew: Get decked.
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when your girlfriends pussy wants some cock and you dont want to give her any
girlfriend:come here and give me some lovin!
me: no kitty this is my pot pie!
girlfriend: meow?
me:no kitty! baaad kitty!
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