the hoe is back in the shed

Describes the situation in which an insufferable bitch thankfully won't be attending parties/events for the foreseeable future due to the fact that she is expecting a child.

Looks like we won't be seeing Dina's ratchet ass anymore... the hoe is back in the shed.

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britney spears

a young hottie (female) who has undeniably awesome dance moves and a gorgeous, muscular physique that she works very hard for by exercising on an elliptical machine and lifting weights, four days a week for 90 minutes. she does this to compensate for all the junk she likes to eat. sure, she's made some bad decisions and can't sing or act, but have we ever seen a sex tape or her flashing her snatch to the camera? no. she is a woman who should be appreciated for her absence of twat in the media, for keeping it real during her pregnancy (i.e. she got fat and is still a little thick), her talent as a dancer, and for her 100% natural physique that, in all its muscualar and curvilicious glory, is yet to be touched by a plastic surgeon. how many media figures can say that?

damn, look at those triceps! she is so britney spears.

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