ms kim

a fucking genius and the master of logic

ms kim: "you are in a group with sarah and jackson"
me *stands next to sarah and rachael
ms kim: "do you not understand english? i told you to stand next to john!"
me: "excuse me ms kim, but that's bullshiite

melzer

what happens when a shit grow fluffy pewbs on it's head

"I saw this really weird hairy piece of shit on the side of the road, but upon inspection, i found out it was just a melzer.