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uaaa

Typical Italian expression for surprise and amazement. First used by the two worldwide known scimmiologists Alberto Belotti and Marco Milesi.

Uaaa va che bel laür
Wow, amazing work

by jesusmortus April 9, 2022


Marco Milesi

Worldwide expert in monkeys' evolution, also known as Mile. He has cooperated with Alberto Belotti for 4 years studying monkeys' behaviour in the southern African regions. Most of his reports can be found on the internet by searching: "best scimmiologist in the world"

"ieri ho visto Mile, indovina? Stava studiando le scimmie!"
Yesterday I saw Mile, guess what? He was studying monkeys.

"Conosci Marco Milesi?" "No"
"Do you know Marco Milesi?" "No"

by jesusmortus April 10, 2022


Coso del cazo

A common way used by Italians to define Negrone, which is a small village in the municipality of Bergamo. The term was first used by Alberto Belotti, also known as "Doc".

Zitto che quando altri ti chiedono dove abiti dici scanzo perchè sai anche te che negrone è un coso del cazo

by jesusmortus April 7, 2022


Carlo Borgonovo

Probably one of the best defenders in basketball history, thanks to his spectacular physical skills and fast-thinking capabilities. Because of his charming and quiet character, he is one of the best people you can ever talk to.

Bullshit apart, fuck you, Carlo, go back to work as always and don't let'em steal the place you hardly worked for.

"Domani gioco contro lo Scanzo"
"Occhio a Carlo Borgonovo, ti scopa vivo"
"Tomorrow I'll be playing against Scanzo"
"Watch out to Carlo Borgonovo, he will eat you"

by jesusmortus April 23, 2022


Carlo Borgonovo

By far the best European defender in basketball history. With a strong auto-irony and a charming character he is one of the most pleasant people you can talk to.
Bullshit apart, fuck you Carlo, get back to work, as always and never stop being yourself.

"domani gioco contro lo Scanzo"
"Occhio a Carlo Borgonovo, ti scopa male"

"Tomorrow I'll play against Scanzo"
"Watch out to Carlo Borgonovo, he will eat you"

by jesusmortus April 22, 2022


Ingegneria solida

A new, completely unknown and still to be discovered type of engineering university course, first invented by Marco Ravasio, one of the most well-known engineers in the world. He came up with this idea while getting ready for a test in solid geometry, in the art class, he had this mesmerizing idea. This will be remembered forever.

"Ma mette anche ingegneria solida? Eeee, volevo dire geometria solidaaa"
"Does she put solid engineering as well? Sorry, I meant solid geometry"

by jesusmortus April 11, 2022