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Debra

Debra left me and took the kids, she also left me for a guy named Charles who wears the same boxers everyday.
She also gave me gonorrhea.

Phil: Did she leave again?
Callum: Yep with the kids.
mean while Debra is giving blowies to Charles in the distance

by jesusurlocalhormonemonster March 28, 2019

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Funtime Milkshake

The word you say when you want to engage in sexual acts with your friends with benefits or a word that can replace the word "sex".

"Hey babes wanna Funtime Milkshake?"
" I heard Phil and Stacey had a Funtime Milkshake the other day"

by jesusurlocalhormonemonster March 19, 2019