beaver hat

is a female condom

Don't even think about sleeping with her unless she is wearing a beaver hat!

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Scatsicle

is closely related to a Fudgsicle, but has no fudge in it! It is made from ones poop and then frozen to a stick....

Dick: 'Wow this Fudgsicle taste like shit!"
Richard: "That's no Fudgsicle, its a Scatsicle..."

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