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Friend 1: Dude, why didn't you answer my calls?
Friend 2: I was cleaning the cat.
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To have sex in the conventional location of a bed.
Laying awake in his hotel room, Sebastian could hear a bedspring symphony in the room above. To his annoyance it kept him awake, but he couldn't deny he was slightly aroused.
A slut who'll fuck on the floor, even in public.
Fred: What'dya think of Charlotte?
Collin: Dude, she's floor meat...
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A Jewish female with large breasts.
Guy 1: Hey, look at that girl over there with the huge bazongas!
Guy 2: Dude, she's a Jewoobs.
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