Stemmie

Someone whose intellectual capacity is limited to brain stem functions. Usually results in very short-sighted and selfish decisions.

"I feel bad for Bob, his life is one problem after another"

"Face it, he is a stemmie. He could not make a good decision to save his life."

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Type D Personality

Type A personalities are driven. Type D personalities are driven to be difficult (or dick-ish). They go out of their way to make others lives difficult.

Mary "Why did Bob soak the pacifier in vinegar?"
Betty "No good reason... he is a pure type D personality."

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point slut

Someone who makes uneconomic or impractical decisions to maximize the number of points that realize from an airline or hotel chain.

Bob: While do you fly to Boston on AArdvark airlines with three connections?
Bill: I have mega-platinum status with AArdvark, plus I want the extra miles.
Bob: You are a point slut.

closet multitasking

Closet multitasking is when you show up for remote meetings pretending to be in attendance but really working on something else.

Bob: Did you hear in the staff meeting that no one can take vacation in February?
Jane: No. Did Fred say that?
Bob: Absolutely. What were you closet multitasking?

The Boss: Jim, How are sales doing?
Me: crickets - no reply
The Boss: WTF, Jim? You closet multitasking?