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What people eat when they run out of cookies.
Damnit, weâre out of cookies. All we have is an 8-year old box of Nilla Wafers in the back of the pantry.
The act of patiently performing tasks on the office Keurig machine.
I had to throw away someone elseâs K-Cup and fill the reservoir, just to get a cup of coffee. But thatâs OK, I donât mind showing some Keurig Courtesy.
A specific type of slow motion used in prescription medication commercials to show how much happier people are once they start taking said drug. Side affects include boredom, changing the channel, and/or an irrational fear of having whatever disease the drug treats.
Bill: Change the channel, I hate these pharmamotion commercials.
Fred: But I might need Diflucan.
Bill: Dude, you donât even have a vagina.
Hawaiian for a private porch attached to a hotel room, perfect for having outdoor sex.
We stayed in a great resort and had tons of lanai sex
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The unexpected sensation one gets when using their phone to take a picture, only to discover that they left the camera in selfie mode.
Ohh, I want a picture of,⦠who the hell is that? Oh, itâs just me giving myself a Selfie Shock
Some who only knows Sarah McLachlan as that sad animal lady.
Me: I still think âFumbling Towards Ecstasyâ is one of the greatest albums ever made.
Millennial: You mean, Sarah McLachlan, I thought she just wrote songs about abused animals.
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A tattoo across a womanâs chest that is partially obscured by her clothes.
Excuse me mam, could you please take off your top? Due to Breast Redaction, I canât read your tittoo.