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to take too much meth at one sitting and realizing you got some good dope
wow dude im fucking jacked....i cant go to work like this
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When ample amount of meth is induced into the system and all reality becomes a back seat driver to meth. and no matter what your gonna be late to everything.
jaime must be twacked out because he said he would be here in fifteen minutes. He must have his hands in his fish tank re arranging it ...AGAIN
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When a mature man pulls his testies and penis back through his legs to his anus and bends over to show what looks like a dead squirrell
hey susy..Have you ever seen a dead squirrell
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The infected, greasy, stanky, clumpped-up, egg yolk colored, residukes from having foreskin and not being cleaned on a regular basis is called SMEGMA.
Jose, after working in the fields and having sex with two fat burrito makers, had to wipe the smegma off his penis head b/c the rank stank knocked out 2 other fruit workers. Also, stuff that hookers eat at buffets.
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When person is sooo fucked up or not fucked up and they think they are looking for something like their keys, sunglasses, the pipe, their dope, or simply anything that is important. They they get Angry, frustrated, pissy, and accuse someone of taking it then realize that it is in their hand, pocket, on top of their head, behind their ear or in plain view. That is called the LOOKS
I was trying to get out of the house and get to work but could not find my keys. I looked fucken every where. THEN realized they were in my pocket. I had the looks.
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when there is a cloud of smoke in the room which is suspended over the group(Person or Persons) after smoking. (ie. any tobacco or drugs)
After the two stopped freebasing methamphetimines there was a bit of overtwast luminating threw the light.
A gay man who licks on the ass of another man.
That fag Benji is a chocolate tunnel taster.
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