stupid slow

anyone or thing, such as a process, or procedure that takes any given elongated wait of time that shouldn't .

Its gonna take me an extra hour to get there, traffic is stupid slow right now.

scheduley retarded

the advanced and final stage of bieng scheduley challenged.

someone who incurably moves like a sloth.

I wish my girl friend would have taken her condition of being scheduley challenged when she had the chance , it's to late now. I'll never be on time now that she's become scheduley retarded.

scheduley challenged

someone suffering from this condition is almost always running behind .

I might have been on time if I wasn't waiting on such a scheduley challenged person to give me a ride!