cop

to purchase

"come to the hood and you can cop that"

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roll it up

To pack your personal belongings and get out of jail.

"Cell 415...Roll it up...doors coming open"

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droogie

The name Dave Mustaine uses to refer to all the great Megadeth Fans!

Mustaine sez goodbye Droogies! :)
MSGD

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cigarette

n. a little cigar that is wrapped with paper and not tobacco leaves.

"my definition of cigarrette is the best. it should be in the OED."

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Cockblocked

when you are going to hookup with some chick and then someone (her friend, cousin, whatever) comes in and sees to it that it doesnt happen

tony getting cockblocked on g5 by whatever the hell her name was.

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jizworm

A small cucumber shaped sea creature that you catch whilst fishing for bass, they shoot a jet of water at you too, very much like a jet of jism.

"Mate what the hell is that on your hook?"
"Don't know mate but it's just cum all over my jumper........stupid jizworm"

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stoma rammer

the act of putting ones cock into a persons stoma (but removing the collostomy bag before-hand, of course!

jim bob! i've got O-J on my weiner

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