Parker

to fuck someones armpit from behind while tickling the other one from the front

becky - "eww, you went a little excessive with the deodorant today"

denise - "dammit that's cum, I forgot I gave a Parker last night"

becky - "ooh that sounds nice"

Jordan Syndrome

The inability to stay retired

I wish someone would infect Jenna Haze with Jordan Syndrome so she would come out of retirement.

Yarber

to fuck someones armpit from behind while tickling the other one from the front and giving a fishhook with your free hand

becky - "whats with the chaffed pits and chapped lips? did you run a marathon or something?

denise - "no I got a Yarber last night"

becky - "so it does exist!"