NUMPTY

Someone who is as numb as the day is long. When said person makes a stupid error no one else would ever do, or admit to anyway.

"You Numpty" you've just run over the cat!. The shear numptyness of the man was unbelievable.

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babyshart

A babyshart is when you’re sitting with your friends and anticipate a big blow, so leave to use the bathroom. After arriving a realizing that you only had a bit of diarrhea, disappointment strikes. you later gather your belongings and leave.

Bob: “hey guys i really gotta go”

20 minutes later….

Jeff:” why back so soon Bob?”

Bob:” it was a babyshart”

Blue Peter

Something you made earlier, usually refers to a spliff or reefer, where you have made one at some other time and are now ready to smoke it.
Can also refer to cookery.

Ah look, I've found a blue peter, what a top do. It's ok I've made a blue peter.

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