Yellow Elephant

A Republican who screamed bloody murder for a war with Iraq; but now that we don't have enough troops, has a million excuses for why they can't sign up.

Rush Limbaugh, Andrew Sullivan, Ann Coulter, the staff of the National Review, everyone at FoxNews, College Republicans, Young Republicans, etc.

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tossed salad

eating ass.
licking someones asshole

I love to soss salad in prison. It keeps me safe.

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Laze

to be lazy,to do very little work.

Guy 1: I only work for 6 hours this week.
Guy 2: Laze!

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home skillet

Getto term for white boy accountant.

He be a home skillet up in this hizouse, Word to your mother.

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kona

the most shitty bikes made

look im 14 i have no lyf so i ride my bike all day cause im so stupid that sall i no how to do!

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good friday

Has something to do with Jesus Christ. You are not supposed to eat meat on this day.

Hey Sean, Today is Good Friday. Lets BBQ these fat ass T-Bone Steaks. Also, bring over those pork ribs. Thems is delicious!

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forever

a fuckin' long time.

When I say forever, forever is what I mean. A long fuckin' time.

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