Bold Will Hold

A simple phrase to explain the superiority of traditional style tattoos versus complex new school designs over time. It refers to the fact that a simple design with a nice bold outline, like Sailor Jerry or Amund Dietzel designs, will hold up over time much better than a piece with tiny intricate lines cramped together.

Guy 1: "how old is that rose tattoo"

Guy 2: "bout 20 years give or take."

Guy 1: "Damn, it still looks relatively new."

Guy 2: "Well, Bold Will Hold."

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Mexican Sonagram

When a pregnant woman lays on her back and a man titty fucks her with his penis facing her feet. upon climax the man aims his load at her stomach, once it hits he gets up and rubs his penis in the mess on her stomach.

guy 1: So your wife is in her 3rd trimester now, has she gotten angry and hormonal with you at all?

guy 2: Yes, if fact at times its so bad the only way I can defend myself is my threatening her with a Mexican Sonagram.

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