arsehole to breakfast-time

A less polite way of saying 24/7 used by NCO's in the British Army when informing squaddies that their standards weren't quite up to the mark and that they would receive the NCO's undivided attention from now on. Could also mean "everywhere".

If I don't see an improvement I shall kick you from arsehole to breakfast-time!

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druthers

A noun meaning the opportunity to be doing something else. Derived from "I'd rather...." morphing into "Ah'd ruther..." down South.

"If I had mah druthers, Ah'd ruther do nothin' at all." Great song from great film "Li'l Abner".

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