Derk

The one idiotic acquaintance, possibly friend or relative that is so dumb there isn't a word to describe it.
(his brickheadedness). Could be named Derek, though not necessarily. Zero social skills. Married/Divorced, definitely kids. Hard worker usually flush when he turns up looking for drugs that can't be in the vicinity. Triggering instant anxiety and anger. But he has so much flow you can't refuse. This can happen multiple times. Depends on ones own meddle.

Goddamit! theres Derek! Damn it! Did he see us? yeah. What a total Dirk! Wonder how he's got? Looks like we're road tripping! righton.
Fuck what a dork. Yeah Derek is about the stupidest derk I've ever met.