Rural Dictionary

chav

Council Houses And Violence:

Term used to describe people who think hanging round childrens play areas, stations, pubs (because they can't get in) and supermarkets is cool.

7 defining characteristics of a chav:

1) Wear caps which half hang off their head, usually burberry or nike tn

2) Illiterate

3) Socks are tucked into trouser (very cool!!)

4) Put on fake east london accents, to try and sound ghetto

5) Have fake gold ring, ear rings and chains

6) Listen to shit music

7) Start fights with just about anyone

also known as rudie, townie or dick head

by jimbo February 16, 2005

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SK

Sick Kent ( for the more politically correct among us)

HE is such a sick kent

by jimbo August 8, 2003

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burger

the primary cause of fatboys around the world

hey, you're fat, did you eat 20 burgers?

by jimbo December 11, 2003

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peloton

I believe that peloton means the main pack of riders. In a race you would have the superhuman leaders out in front, then the rest would be grouped together in the peloton.

The definition at dictionary.com says that it is a small military group, or platoon.

It comes from the french word for "small pellet".

Someone please correct or elaborate if necessary.

Lance Armstrong was far ahead of his team, most of whom were in the peloton.

by jimbo July 20, 2004

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