lifeguard

Someone who provides a reasonable standard of care for adults and children at an aquatic facility, who helps enforce pool rules and rescue swimmers in distress.

The lifeguard told that kid to stop splashing his friend.

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chod

the spot between your asshole and your balls, usually has a bit of fluffy fur.

"my chod is itchin"
OR it can be used in an insult
"smell my chod"

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pig

Male.

My bf at times, at others hes sweet :)

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Tony Blair

A common misspelling of the name of the British prime minister, 'Tony B. Liar' who, amongst other things, likes his coffee black.

Tony's one liners: There are WOMD in Iraq!
We didn't fix the Hutton report!
Michael Barrymore isn't a homosexual rapist!

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Friend

A real friend is someone who:

a)it's okay to fart in front of.

b)you don't mind talking to on the bus for atleast 20 minutes.

c)can borrow $5 and never has to pay it back

d)you'll actually call up do stuff.

Bob: "Hey Jim, you wanna go see a show downtown"
Jim: "Sorry man, I'm broke, and how are we gonna get there."
Bob: "No problem, I'll lend you the 5 bucks and we'll take the bus."
Jim: "Yeah, okay" (loud farting sound)
Bob: "Whoah! That was a good one!

Bob and Jim are friends.

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comedy pyramid

when a comedy act goes through a cycle of being: 3 - 5 "ok" comedians, 2 - 3 funny comedians, 1 - 2 Hilarious Comedians, Thus building what we might call a pyramid. It makes a pyramid to the funniest comedian at the show.

man, last nights show was an awsome comedy pyramid! it was kinda good at first and kept getting better and better till the end!

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Ska-banger

Person who listens to ska

What bands do you like?
Reel big fish,aqua bats,guys like that.
Oh, so your a ska-banger.

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