spassmonkey

spass (german for "fun")
monkey (english for "monkey")

spassmonkey is a well-known web celebrity who can often found swinging around the web, eating bananas.

he is also the spiritual leader of 'the children of hanuman' monkey cult.

hey, it's spassmonkey! that little critter is kinda crazy.

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obalay

when attempting to breakdance in front of people, this can be yelled out suddenly/randomly to get everyone's attention.

can also add "west-punjab" at the end of routine

breaking breakdancer: check out my dance moves *dance* *dance* *dance* OBALAY!!!

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pootinany pie

quite litterally, a fine piece of ass

see poon

w0w that pootinany pie last night was so good

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pickleweasel

a moose that looks like a) a wild mountain pickle or b) a evil mung pickle.

the pickleweasel garumphed over the shazwar

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Fritherized

The impersonation of the mighty frith by dropping,tripping,spilling or breaking.

Wax?....what WAX!!!

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Chav Hunting

A game with rapidly increasing popularity in towns and cities all over Britain. The idea is to amass a gang of your own peers and take out as many chavs (see chav) as possible. The connoisseurs of this sport are pushing to make this sort of pursuit legal, and have achieved some success at local election level in many Northern English towns (see blackpool,bradford,burnley,york etc) and are vowing to make it a parliamentary and general election issue very soon. As soon as this sport is legalised we can kill the chavs, and save the world!

(see also euthanasia,mercy killing,extermination,pest control etc)

Me: You wanna go chav hunting?
You: Let's kill the scum!

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badgers

A small skinny wierd boy from st.johns close hayling. usually found feeding ferrets and liberating the fish . approach with caution can turn viscious

badger you cunt

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